I hate it, surrounded by group of idiots the other day who woudn’t know there arse from there elbow.

Two idiots infront me, eating faces the whole ride back, and then decided to go further when his gf push’s him down on chair and pretty much dry humps him…….

And here i am hunched up in the corner by the window not knowing where to put my eye, as there two annoying freinds sit opposite the other side and one beside me who mouth breaths on me the whole ride back. So not only am i looking akward (well looking more akward than usual) i am now trying to gasp for air.

Listening to mind numbing conversation of the guy besides me talking bout his ex gf and her new current bf and him going :-

“I coudn’t care what she does with her time i’m over her” repeatly on the way back. I’m pretty sure if you mention a person more than 100 times in a small space of time, then its pretty blatant to everyone around you that you are not “over her”.

My stop comes up and i start to panic as i can’t seem to get passed the entangled feet of the face eaters, plus not helping the stupid amount of bags i had with me that night, and how much longer can i really hold my breath for?!?!

When suddenly the one face eater realises me trying to shuffle pass them and says “Oh am i in your way?!?! it must be my big feet…”

yeah thats what it must be! of course not the fact that maybe you were taking up the whole room  trying to dick your gf. No no silly me for even thinking that.

Then he follows up with an sarcastic “Have a nice night…….” then they all roll in fits of laughter. which i then give in to air and follow up with one word…. “tossers” which shuts up there laughing quickly as they look among each other for a reply like bunch gormless muppets they are.

So the moral of this is i NEED a car.

Rant over.